It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"
this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together
Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months
when bae mad at u
thinking about my future gives me a headache.
i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
i need kisses and attention and alcohol
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.