Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

Me: *loses 2 followers*
Me: maybe i should just delete my blog

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people