shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

image

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

teenifies:

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

 

thouqts:

thinking about my future gives me a headache.

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
Anonymous

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.