nosdrinker:

dude……………………… I love dogs

mormonvevo:

fuck you ↑ you ↖ you ↗ you ↙ you → you ↓ you ↩ you ↪ you ↬ you ↫ you ↪ you ↩ you ↲ you ↯ you ↱ you ↰ you ↷ you ↳ you ↶ you ↴ you ↵ and you ↺ 

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
do you know any good scary stories?
Anonymous

marehy:

thunder-boobs:

fantasizingfunerals:

refreshes:

refreshes:

i was reading these yesterday i thought they were pretty scary omg

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OMG #3 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOTHING SCARES ME.

okay some of these scared the shit out of me not gonna lie

literally fuck you. all of you. why the fuck did i even click on that fucking link. i was just lying in bed in the dark and i didn’t even have my blankets on, simply because i felt save. and now i’M IN THE FUCKING CORNER OF MY ROOM WITH ALL POSSIBLE LIGHTS ON AND MY BLANKET COVERING MY WHOLE BODY. FUCK YOU.

nerdymelly:

I just can’t remember to forget you…

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

Lol ily too
A nigga who doesn’t ly too”. (via anthonycoldwinter)
nicki minaj: my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
*thousands of bakers crowd around nicki, furiously making buns*
2014 so far

bread-pitt:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:

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